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Boyfriend, standing at the door before leaving for the drug store: "Siri, I need to make a list… Stuff I need to buy right now… Chicago mix. Ketchup chips. Tampons." #itsamatch

— Rosemary Quipp (@rquipp) July 20, 2018

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