That warm smug millennial feeling when I get my weekly personalized @PresChoice points offers and they're mostly for vegetables and fermented foods. (Also cat kibble.)
— Rosemary Quipp (@rquipp) July 27, 2018
Actual transcript of what just happened.
Boyfriend, standing at the door before leaving for the drug store: "Siri, I need to make a list… Stuff I need to buy right now… Chicago mix. Ketchup chips. Tampons." #itsamatch
— Rosemary Quipp (@rquipp) July 20, 2018