from Instagram: Cat rule #17: If human disciplines you for chewing on the flowers, immediately lie down and gaze despondently into the middle distance, just to make sure they feel really badly about ruining your fun.

from Instagram: When you’re sick on the couch and you realize you’re developing a serious crush on the physicists in Particle Fever it’s time to: a) lay off the cough syrup; or b) start researching communications jobs at CERN. #higgsboson