things that are nearly perfect

1. If you don’t give me what I want I will find another tooth fairy.

2. Far better to drink more, smoke (to calm one’s nerves whilst on deployment), adopt socially awkward behaviors and hobbies…

3. I gave you flowers that I had never heard of previously!

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