Life went from zero to hero in a matter of hours, and I have no brain power left to make any snide comments or witty one-offs.

he had it coming.

Here is what I do have: Tomorrow, I’ll be on CBC Radio One’s Definitely Not The Opera, talking about a totally terrible rooster named Rocky. Tune in! The show starts at 2 p.m., more here.

This week is generally crazy (which is obviously why I’m here writing to my 3 readers instead of, you know, doing work), but at some point soon I will endeavor to share with you my brantabulous muffriend recipe. Because that picture next door is so appetizing, yes?